Sterek is the fanfictional portmanteau that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale off the MTV hit television show Teen Wolf.
Stiles + Derek = Sterek
Stiles + Derek = Sterek
Derek: Start the car. Now.
Stiles: Ok, I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Stiles: ... *Starts car*
Fangirl_1: Oh my god, did you see that scene?
Fangirl_2: I know, right?! That was so Sterek!
Fangirl_1: I wish they would just make out already.
Stiles: Ok, I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Stiles: ... *Starts car*
Fangirl_1: Oh my god, did you see that scene?
Fangirl_2: I know, right?! That was so Sterek!
Fangirl_1: I wish they would just make out already.
by CastielLovesDean July 1, 2012
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Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.
Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.
Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.
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Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.
Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)
by JMUK July 17, 2012
Get the Stercus caput mug.Soda Stereo is the best band in Latin American history coming from Argentina. Lead Singers is Gustavo Cerati.
Radio "DE AQUEL AMORRRR, DE MUSICA LIGERAA. NADA NOS LIBRA, NADA MAS QUEDA"
Friend 1 " Who sings this song?"
Friend 2 "Soda Stereo"
Friend 1 " Who sings this song?"
Friend 2 "Soda Stereo"
by CyanElCracc September 23, 2020
Get the soda stereo mug.Stereotip (NOUN): a sterotype or generalization implying that members of certain ethnic or racial groups tip poorly when dining at restaurants.
Stereotip (VERB): to engage in the creation, verbalization, or propagation of any stereotip.
Stereotip (VERB): to engage in the creation, verbalization, or propagation of any stereotip.
Waiter: African-American customers lack generosity...they never tip more than twelve percent!
Waitress: False...that's just a racist stereotip.
Waiter: Mr. Goldberg...I'm rather surprised that you left me such a generous gratuity.
Customer: Surprised? Stop stereotipping, you gentile jerk!
Waitress: False...that's just a racist stereotip.
Waiter: Mr. Goldberg...I'm rather surprised that you left me such a generous gratuity.
Customer: Surprised? Stop stereotipping, you gentile jerk!
by jsphwhitaker October 7, 2011
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by bronwatertje November 25, 2020
Get the Sterre mug.David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".
When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.
When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.
David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-
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