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stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.
Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.
by yahweh August 7, 2015
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step-person

A step-father, step-mother, step-daughter, or step-son.

One thing we all agree on is that people are generally assholes. Some are just cruel assholes, some are spiteful assholes, and some are assholes because they are hurting inside.

The worst thing about being a step-child is having yet another authority figure in your life when you already feel that the two you were born with have let you down.

The worst thing about being a step-parent is having to care for a potentially hostile, emotionally damaged child who resents your mere presence.

Providing that neither the step-child or step-parent is 100% asshole, a bit of tolerance and mutual respect can often make for a really great relationship.

Things to remember -

"Your step child probably doesn't really hate you, they're just angry at life - and probably with good reason."

"Your step-parent probably isn't as big an asshole you make them out to be. They're never perfect because they're human - just like you."
A step-person can become a very valuable person in your life and much of that is often a choice you make yourself.
by anonymous anthropologist May 10, 2012
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Step Off

You would use the term when you think it would be in the be in the best interest of the party/s or person/s confronting you to leave and/or leave you alone. It should be stated with feeling.
You best step-off, mother fucker!
by W. Steward April 20, 2004
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steeze

A unit of measurement to determine the amount of fly one has
Clay: Bro, did you see that backside 180 into a nose manual off the 6-stair?
Mikey: Yeah bro, that was so steeze.
Clay: For sure.
by mikey and clay March 11, 2019
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Stepanski

The meaning of life. If you know someone with this last name, bow to them and love them forever. THE BEST GOD DAMN THING EVER.
Holy shit, STEPANSKI!
by Stepanski August 23, 2011
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what are you doing step bro?

used for when your step bro stands in the middle of your room with his phone and his dick out.
what are you doing step bro? get out of my room!“

“uh, i was just trying to find the toilet..“
by minecraftgal October 28, 2019
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Step 23

A derisive term for a hilarious joke that got posted to discussion boards or email lists too many times, by people that apparently post jokes themselves but never actually read anybody else's posts.

Originated from a large company's humor email list where approximately seven people posted, in a single day, Google Map's directions from NYC to Paris, which states that Step 23 is to swim across the Atlantic Ocean.
you: Dude, check out this link to a crazy dramatic chipmunk!
me: Yea, and be sure to check out step 23, it's hilarious.
me: And it's a hamster, nimrod.
by whydoIhavetocreateaname December 17, 2008
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