step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)

"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will

by William Haynes August 6, 2015

West Virginia Step Dad

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.

I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.

by niggerjim28 May 29, 2013

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020

step dad

A big fat ass hole which 99.99999% of kids who have one hate.

Mike: "Hey, wanna go out later stan?"
Stan: "Yea, anything to get away from the ass hole step dad"

by ToxicPaddy December 9, 2008

step dad

Okay, A step dad or step father is someone who is a asshole or jerkoff they think once they move in after the real dad is gone, they have all the say so around the house. They make you do pathetic chores around the house they claim to own. They often yell and cut you down or cut your real father down so they look better. Personally, I think they suck and need to get they're head kicked in.

billy: "you suck so much..my dad is so much better then you"

step dad bill: "billy, go mow the lawn and when you finish that, you need to chop wood for the stove! i call the shots around here buster!"

billy: "yeah yeah..fuck you"

by motelrooms July 27, 2006

step dad

A stupid man with no self esteem who takes it all out on me... he has affairs swears and screams, verbally and physcially abuses everyone, has my mom on an allowance even though he personally has over a million dollars in his daddys inheritance...is always my 'dad' when it comes to grounding or physically abusing, but totally steps out when it's time for driving or any other thing that would require anything on his part. Enjoys stirring people up, as in turning off my TV and breaking off my door so I don't have one anymore and he can look in while I am changing. Has lots of affairs and doesn't see anything wrong with this. Unenrolled me at my school when I made honor roll and told everyone it was because I failed out. Pretentious asshole.

don't call that motherfucker my dad, he's my step dad.

by hi there my name is susan June 26, 2007

step dad

A replacement baby daddy who's there to pay up for you and the kids that aren't his. Very handy.

Dayquan in my babies' new step dad! He's a real man who don't care that everyone had their turn with me <3 he looks after my bastardly out of wedlocks while I party at dah club doing me!

by Faye Von Castro January 29, 2015