Steamy Gibraltar 

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.

Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up

Steamy Gibraltar by Patrick Shivers June 12, 2008

Steamy Volcano 

To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)

I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.

Steamy Volcano by The Fbomb and Bdiz connection June 23, 2007

steamy lincoln 

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

steamy lincoln by Andrew April 11, 2005

Steamy Guarini 

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

Steamy Guarini by Don Everest April 4, 2005

Steamy Teepee 

The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.

After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!

Steamy Teepee by paddleB September 9, 2014

Steamy Tommy 

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

Steamy Tommy by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

steamy hello 

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

steamy hello by steamy john June 10, 2015