steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

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Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

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Steamy Teepee

The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.

After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!

by paddleB September 9, 2014

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Steamy Anal

When your girl takes a shit without wiping and you fuck her dirty, shity ass hole.

Submitted by GDM crew (Chase, Elliot, Ronnie)

Ex:. That steamy anal felt like a warm blanket wrapped around my dick

by Ronaldo Sauve May 20, 2020

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steamy logger

When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.

Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.

Yo dude that steamy logger is really bad, idk if the shower will even do much after that.

by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019

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