stunch

when your stiffy is so raging and hard that it is painful.

I had so much stunch my wangdangler fell off.

by nutgraber69000 December 15, 2007

StanCharles

Dole monster,Will come after you with a golf club,fat son,struggling for money,on the run from the dealers 24/7,not a tooth in his mouth

John:who’s that. Owen: oh he’s a StanCharles don’t annoy him

by Owen Mulligan January 2, 2020

Henry Stauch

The perfect child. Won three track state events for Colorado. Got into middle school All State Choir for Colorado 2 years in a row. Known for shouting ‘Bo, Bo, Bo’ with geography enthusiast and local good boy Zach ‘The Whopper’ Rojo. Also known for almost winning Scripps National Spelling Bee. Ladies, get ready to flirt, ‘cause as of recently he’s single! Henry got into District Honor Choir as well as District Band. Got into A Capella for Sunset Middle School. He should be president.

That kid’s a real Henry Stauch.

by Allah God Jesus Bo September 18, 2019

Stanchesterrrrr

stanchester is place were the first day u go back there’s multiple fights and trackstars too stop it. I definitely recommend this school lovely place to put your child in

Stanchesterrrrrs means multiple birds and the bees 🕺

by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021

Stunchmaster

A man highly skilled in the art of picking up women at bars and bringing them home for sex.

See that guy over there on the corner of the bar? He is a real Stunchmaster.

by Conrad Kozlowski November 30, 2010

stunchucks

A combination of a taser and nunchucks, an extremely intimidating weapon. Originated in fourth century China.

I was about to fight Ralph but he pulled out some stunchucks and I almost peed myself.

by The historian February 15, 2014

Stanchwig

An adjective for when someone is being extremely lame and party pooperish

Emily - “Why are you being so talkative? I’m trying to chill.”
Cody - “Come on, Emily! You haven’t been talking at all, all day. You’re being such a stanchwig!”

by Vernon T. Waldrip June 20, 2018