snapes

sticky, purple, dank dugglets of sweet sweet weed. sticky gooey, residuey, all that good shit wrapped up in a swisher or backwood leaf. snape sticks, snape bars, snape bundles, etc. born out of tha Nasty North Berkeley in California.
synonymous with grapes (a popular strain of purple weed)

Person A: *cough* *cough* "DAAAAMN these snapes is firey son! shits got me coughin like a lil bitch blood!"

Person B: "Fasho fool... these are some potent snapes"

person A:"WOOORRRRD"

by SnapeSucklingSavage November 8, 2007

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

statesism

The act of stereotyping another state.

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.

by JustinBG February 17, 2015

Just shapes and beats

Just shapes and beats is a game based on synced music and movement of a small blue cube that the "player" plays as.

The objective of this game is to dodge any pink/red objects until the music is over, your "cube" Will lose pieces of itself every time you are touched, if all pieces are lost, the music will rewind back until the last checkpoint you made it to, if you are in a BOSS FIGHT, there will be NO checkpoints, which will also mean that if you lose all your 6 pieces you will have to start all over again.

While navigating the Level Select, you will have to jump bounce and dodge obstacles to continue the game, there are around 6 BOSS FIGHTS in total so far.

I am hoping that for anybody who does not understand what "JUST SHAPES AND BEATS" (aka: JSaB) will kindly take consideration to let this Urban Dictionary post make it to the quite empty page that you get when you type the name of this word.

"Wanna play some Just shapes and BEATS? I've heard it's now 4 player"

"Wanna play some JSaB? I've heard it's now 4 player"

by Blixer Waifu February 24, 2020

United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.

Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.

by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009

shapeshift

To change forms, usually across different species but sometimes within the same, only gaining a different appearance. Usually has to do with magical creatures.

A werewolf will shapeshift from man to wolf during the full moon.

by monkeytm November 14, 2016

table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016