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stache-ism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
by tankbeh January 12, 2011
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Perve stache

A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.
"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."
by Astrozombie00 September 22, 2006
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porno 'stache

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.
by minka kelly June 21, 2008
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
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Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.
Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"
by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010
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