Squirtle Squirt

A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."

Squirtle Squirt by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015

squirtle vagina 

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.

Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina

squirtle vagina by frozzz January 23, 2010

squirtle in your jigglytuff 

squirt in the girls pussy in a pokemon nice way

hey girl may I squirtle in your jigglytuff
girl: slap!!!(ouch)

squirtle in your jigglytuff by warpollo July 28, 2011

squirtle Head 

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

squirtle Head by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

Squirtle Squadding 

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

Squirtle Squadding by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015

squirtle squad

a group of girls that think they're the shit, but in fact, they're shit

that squirtle squad was definitely tanking it up tonight at the bar.

squirtle squad by lastniggaonearth October 9, 2010

Squirtle turtle 

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

Squirtle turtle by knee swinger April 24, 2022