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Fart Squirrel 

Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
Fart Squirrel by O2L January 8, 2016

Foamy The Squirrel 

A freaking awesome squirrel. Foamy is an animated squirrel that rants about everything he hates and dislikes in general about the real world. Foamy is the brainchild of Jonathan Ian Mathers, a New York cartoonist. Foamy toons are at www.illwillpress.com and on Newgrounds, if anybody's curious.
Squirrely wrath. There's Foamy the Squirrel for you. 'Nuff said.

Anti Squirrel Coalition 

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.
Anti Squirrel Coalition by John February 8, 2004

Squashed Squirrel 

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.
Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.
Squashed Squirrel by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squirrel Bird 

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.
Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

Squirrelkinglish 

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon