by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021
Get the House Spousemug. That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.
Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.
by BigBunnie March 24, 2020
Get the Corona Spousemug. A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015
Get the Spouse Benchmug. by Goontavious III Gonnius II January 16, 2025
Get the fouting spousemug. spouse.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the spousemug. Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.
by Laila12345678 June 13, 2024
Get the Nepo spousemug. 