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Yam Snorkeling

Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.
My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.
by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005
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snorkling

The act of giving oral sex to a male underwater
I walked out to the pool and saw Jan snorkling on Jon
by carpmentor November 3, 2007
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Sporcling

Sporcle a website were there a quizzes to take. Sporcling when you are taking a quiz.
by wakspor May 30, 2009
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spooling on bitches

1)To spool by some bitches in a boosted(turbocharged) car and hit them with some BOV's(blow off valves). Can also be referred to as spooling on fools.

2)Racing some bitches in a boosted car and winning
1)Im bored lets go spooling on bitches

2)Dude i raced that car, but it was slow cause i spooled all over that bitch
by spoolinonfools February 4, 2009
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Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)
by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012
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Sparkling Gay

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".
Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.
by Dr. Habanero May 28, 2010
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shoveling shit into the tide

To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.

If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.
My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.
by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 2, 2004
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