Spooge

a weird or gross substance of any kind; bodily fluids; crusty, gooey, oozy, etc; a person who does not shower regularly.

Ew, what is that spooge on your shorts?
or, That kid smells. He is a total spooge

by Megan November 1, 2004

Spooge

Man Fat; Population Paste; John Merricks potential

Its all over your mums face.

by Chinton May 2, 2006

Spooge

Any ejaculate, male or female.
The act of ejaculation
Anything that contains excessive/gratuitous amounts of ejaculate, also spoogy

Damn, bukkake is full of spooge

by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003

spooge

It's the stuff that dips out of a garbage truck.

See that green stuff dripping out of that truck? That's packer spooge, don't get it on you.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

spooge

Over exuberence during an act of intimacy causing the female participant to prematurely ejaculate (spooge), soiling the bed sheets.

This happened to a friend of ours who now goes by the name of Spooge.

by Tamsin Carne February 12, 2007

spooge

Homie, or Shorty Splat. That's dude, or girl cum, for youse non slanging retards.

Dammn.. Shorty spooged all over my face, and new shirt. Fuck...I'm out.

by Lord Navala July 28, 2003

spooge

any kind of viscous bodily fluid or think liquid which might have come from some animal or person

dude, what that fuckin' spooge on your pants

by desond fabulon hemisferre October 13, 2003