Snoochy

An annoying, 30-something year old women, who has no teeth,no self-esteem,no friends,no life, no talents for playing soccer, bass, or even really being a productive member of society..who also happens to live with HER PARENTS..!!
Snoochy spends most of her time on the FOBR message boards posting meaningless threads about what she WANTS TO DO..or is GOING TO DO, using WAY TOO MANY SMILEYS.
She has a cat named Sadie whom I feel very sorry for, seeing as the cat seems to be her pride and joy..(I'd be kind of fucked in the head if that was me..
imagine that poor thing..all cooped up inside..with her)
(Please note that in the begining everyone feels sorry for Snoochy, but somewhere along the lines you eventually hate her..jee I wonder why?)

A "Snoochy" can also be a type of person that uses way too many smileys and posts meaningless threads about their boring life..

"Pulling a Snooch", is the act of an otherwize normal person acting like "a Snoochy"

Snoochy: "hi guys i was just whining about how i don't have any teeth anymore cause i never flossed or took care of them and i tried to play soccer today but i suck and i don't have cleets and i'm fat i think tomarrow i'll go to walmart and get cleets and then after i'll do some dribbling around my yard with my new soccer ball,and then i'll playbass.. do you think Sadie will be worried and sad if we leave for 5 minutes instead of hovering over her?. :0 ;) :D :) :( :'( :| 8-)"

by Tham(510) April 20, 2007

Death to Smoochy

Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"

by AK Feezy May 31, 2006

smoochy-boochy

Being all up in your kids business. Over-parenting or "helicopter" parenting.

"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."

by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012

spotchy

Flicking a paint brush against a canvas with paint the canvas becomes or looks spotchy. Or flicking your penis after a male orgasms on a girls face or body making the girl look spotchy. When first awaking from a deep sleep a person's eyes sight may be a bit spothcy seeing blury colorful spots.

After shooting my load on your face you look spotchy.

I am spotching paint on the canvas.

by gasay March 7, 2007

ScOoChY

a RiDiCuLoUsLy HoT sPiKeY hAiReD bOy wHo SiNgS nD pLaYs BaSs

I wish my boyfriend was a scoochy.
I\'d like a piece of that scoochy.

by NiCoLe April 26, 2005

Spooch

Dog that eats spinach

Thankgod Lucky was underneath the table to eat the spinach.

by Ernst January 20, 2004

Splochy

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011