spongoose

A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”

“Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”

by p1n3cone April 19, 2021

true religion sponsors

a guy who only rocks and wears true religion appeal. typically found in high school this guys spend time smoking, having sex and chilling. they only really go to school to chill and rarely ever to work

person 1: look at those true religion sponsors, why do girls even like them?
person 2: no clue.

by mannyb_b February 3, 2019

Spontaneous Orgasm

When somebody (male or female) suddenly becomes very happy and begins to shake and make incoherent sexual noises.

Bob: look at that freak over there, what the hell is he doing?

Fred: Dude, he's having a spontaneous orgasm

by George Danforth March 31, 2008

Spontanuous

Not knowing where to go, but just going. Not knowing what to do, but just doing it. When something out of the blue just happens and there is no other way to explain it. It is a way of life. Instead of wasting time on 'what ifs' and 'should've, could've' and would've' just do it.

Person 1: "Where we going?"
Person 2: "No Idea"
Person 1:"Spontanuous Moment"

Person 1:"Wow, can't believe we just saw a tornado go by"
Person 2:"So Spontanuous"

by TheQuestionMark October 29, 2011

Sponsor

In various 12-Step groups, such as AA or NA, a sponsor is someone who has some time in the program and has worked the steps who is willing to be there for newcomer. Sponsors generally help take the newcomer through the steps, are there to listen when a newcomer calls, and encourages the him or her to get involved in the group. Sponsors expect nothing in return except that the sponsee does the same for the next person needing help.

Fred: I've had a really hard day. Wish a beer was around...
Sam: You might wanna think about calling your sponsor first.

Sponsee: Hey John, just wanted to say hey, nothing new here.
Sponsor: Good to hear, see you at a meeting tonight?
Sponsee: Yeah, I'll be there.
Sponsor: Good, you might wanna go ahead and make the coffee.

by uialtum May 24, 2010

Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Sponsor

A sponsor is a key component to successfully recovering from alcoholism or drug addiction through the 12-step program. Your sponsor is the sympathetic support person with whom you can share anything in relation to your recovery process, no matter how embarrassing. Your sponsor is the person who will take you through the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) or Narcotic Anonymous (NA).

I gave my Sponsor my drugs then he put it into my coffee.

by mennäperille December 19, 2019