The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.
Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
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by Big Fat Wildo December 12, 2013
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by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015
Get the Splurge my gurge mug.Coined by Dan Avidan at 7:00pm (est) on September 8, 2018, during a game grumps live stream, Spurmp is another word for your favorite live-streamer.
Person 1: Hey, Jake, who’s your favorite live-streamer?
Person 2: Oh, you mean my spurmp? I’d have to say it’s the game grumps.
Person 2: Oh, you mean my spurmp? I’d have to say it’s the game grumps.
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