spluger

Somebody who loves to be jizzed/siemenated on.

She is definetly a spluger, I mean shes with a new guy every night.

by Steven90 June 4, 2005

vodka sludge

the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.

"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."

by Pseudonym78 October 17, 2008

Splurge

To spend money and buy things with endless spending

I went to the mall and splurged a knot.

I splurge for my girl. I bought everything she wanted.

by RisiCup February 19, 2013

spludgen

To ejaculate uncontrollably

Dude, can I borrow some tissues? I just spuludgened in my pants.

by B0dizzy May 20, 2005

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

by wamboozled October 9, 2014

splunge

"It's a good idea, but maybe not, and I'm not being indecisive"

Q. What do you think?
A. Splunge

(Monty Python film sketch origin)

by Rick Alimonti September 8, 2003