The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
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"That scene where the guy parked his car in that movie gave off one hell of a Sprinkler Effect. I was rolling on the floor."
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The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
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Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.
Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.
Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.
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Get the Sprinkledick mug.The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.
Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
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