cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Elliot Spitzer

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

by wisk March 13, 2008

Spiteful

Pure hatred for someone or something over little things.

Having an attitude 24/7

That guy over there looks spiteful as i dont know what

by Silver, Glitz, gold, BLISS July 23, 2016

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Spiteful

Being or Doing something that will negatively affect a person or group because of feelings of resentment towards them.

Mary was being spiteful when she took the last slice of pizza, She didn’t want her enemy to get any.

by JhonGhotti June 24, 2018

Spitley

Spitley means paper, of course

I am writing on a piece of spitley

by Ujkdsadnmaspoiepio December 29, 2006

Snitzengruben

Large ominous suspicious looking german sausages. Refered to in "Blazing Saddles" in the scene after sheriff Bart, the first black sheriff of the village of Rock Ridge, and Lily Von Stupp, a german show girl, slept together.

Sheriff Bart: 15's my limit on Snitzengruben.(After being offered another of the mysterious food by the german temptress)

by Smythe2000 February 5, 2008