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spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.
Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months
by kingofcope May 22, 2021
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Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.
I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.
by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021
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Spite House

Derogatory term for the White House, used when the current administration, during a government shutdown, closes open area parks, memorials, roadways that are otherwise open 24 hrs. a day, 7 days a week plus closes down large areas of the ocean, throws elderly people out of their privately owned homes that sit on federal land, shuts down the amberalert.gov website, etc. all out of spite. These spiteful actions are meant to hurt as many Americans as possible for no other purpose than to score political points.
The Spite House just shut down amberalert.gov but kept letsmove.gov up and running.
by Soldier1EaODGreen October 7, 2013
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Spite House

A nickname for the White House under the Obama administration in late 2013, when during the partial government shutdown, many questionable decisions were made about what to keep up open versus what to shut down or bar from the general public. The decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed; therefore, said to be done by the Obama administration out of spite and in efforts to drum up anger. The Obama administration apparently decided to close national parks, barricade ("Barrycade") open-air memorials, put cones along roadways that are otherwise usually open, restrict fishermen from the waters, evict residents out of their privately-owned homes on federal land, shut down the Amber Alert website, etc. while keeping other non-essential programs and services open, such as the golf course where Obama and members of the administration play golf.
"Who wants to visit the WWII Memorial this weekend?"
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."
by psara October 8, 2013
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Spite Day

Celebrated six days before Valentine's Day, February 8th, to ensure maximum ill will. It is a day to release contempt in SPITE of the Hallmark Holiday. DYI hate cards and hard-as-rocks pastries are given to couples, while delicious SPITE treats are spread to the joyous single masses... or to whomever you want, really. If you do not like a certain person, then SPITE them.

Go forth, and be repugnant!
Baking spite brownies, muffins, or cakes for Spite Day is highly encouraged.
by Christina Monterrosa February 8, 2008
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spite 'stache

A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.
Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.

Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?

Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
by gottcharupe May 27, 2012
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spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.
I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.
by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015
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