Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.

Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

by rebel runner March 2, 2010

Spiderpig

A pig that can (magically...*cough*) walk on walls and/or ceilings, much like an arachnid.

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.

by iarechigz January 1, 2009

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Sidora

The unquestionably prettiest girl on the face of the earth who backs it up with the sweetest personality. This girl is a literal princess and deserves to be treated like one. Any guy to have this girl is automatically qualified as the luckiest man on the planet.

Bystander: WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL?!
Me: That is Princess Sidorella (Sidora)

by Sidora's not so secret admirer October 17, 2013

Spider-Punk

The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk

Bro Spider-Punk is actually so clutch helping out Miles.

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.

Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!

by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014

The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.

Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.

by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch April 4, 2021