After eating the spiciest order of pan roast, the guy came down with the worst case of spicy butt later that night.
by Kaytan May 17, 2011
When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
by SeñorChub April 11, 2014
The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts
The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten
by Egg-Z December 15, 2018
by rinto May 08, 2016
Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.
by TheRealChrism December 20, 2017
by ŷàñîś śûćkś pp December 23, 2018
by Bepis Conke March 01, 2018