Speedy McGribble

In the sport golf, to deny taking a driver from a caddy and then request a 3 or 5 wood. Just attempting a prove your caddy wrong pcw.

You've been Speedy McGribbled!

by that NCC caddy July 29, 2011

Speedy Screwer

Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.

Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.

by Ray Peest February 15, 2022

Needy Speedy

A person (often a female) that will get so desperate on something that they will speak faster.

Stop being a needy speedy and calm down!

by MerMerMer April 6, 2015

Speedy Softer

A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"

by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

speedy petey

The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.

I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"

by Leeking 420 January 1, 2017

Speedy McJesus

Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.

Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.

by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011