SPEED BUMP

A large external hemroid.

I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.

by ya right August 14, 2005

hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.

Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)

by ®OA©h January 21, 2017

speed bump

the victim of a drive by shooting

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps

by G-U-N October 11, 2004

Speed Bump

speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 11, 2006

speed bump

very small tits.

Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.

by tit_master#69 March 29, 2010

speed bump

a cunt infested with herpe sores

the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2004