starseed

A person who believes that they are one of the following: a reincarnated extra terrestrial, a person who is descended from extra terrestrials, or an extra terrestrial on earth. (aliens people, aliens!)
Starseeds claim to be here for many diverse reasons, ranging from to save the planet from the horrible polluting people to help human beings ascend and become 4th dimentional.

"I'm a starseed," she said, "I'm going to help all the poor humans make this world a better place."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

spursed

To mess/fuck up.

"I was with my girlfriend when suddenly I Spursed up by calling her by my ex girlfriends name"

by Lamister January 10, 2015

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... April 8, 2016

spare a square

to give toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you.

"hey man, could you spare a square? I ran out over here."

by Dirk Gently March 8, 2006

Spurse

Derived from the Danish word 'spørgsmål' (pronounced spurse-mole), 'spurse' is a wildcard that can be used for want of a better word.

1) (Describing a situation, or describing an object) - That's a real spurse.

2) (In describing a person's temperament or situation, e.g, "He's fucked") - He's spursed.

2) (Raising a question or a noteworthy observation) - I have a spurse.

by The-Spice November 12, 2017

spare tire

In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.

The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.

As Jimmy was sick that day, Daniel the Spare Tire, would get to take his place

by Smashed Marx October 3, 2017

Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008