A nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristic s:
1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.
- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
A Spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.
- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
A Spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
Coworker: "Hey Spaulding, how's it going?"
Spaudling: "Not bad."
Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"
Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*
Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."
Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"
Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.
Here is a documented poem written by an atheist that describes the original Spaulding. This is the poem:
Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.
Spaudling: "Not bad."
Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"
Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*
Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."
Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"
Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.
Here is a documented poem written by an atheist that describes the original Spaulding. This is the poem:
Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.
by Dan Patton December 9, 2008
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Generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumbasses from having kids)
Generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumbasses from having kids)
Spader, Get that spade away from me, keep it away, NOOOOO!
P.S. The Arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why Bin Laden is such a F'ed up "man". Spader got a grant for that one.
P.S. The Arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why Bin Laden is such a F'ed up "man". Spader got a grant for that one.
by vrmlbasic March 27, 2004
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The fracturing of a major news story. Where reporters, hacks, and talking heads all begin to talk about THE story as if they were experts on the subject. As if, that barking Atlanta newscaster knows anything about avalanches or Wall Street derivatives.
Anything Nancy Grace(CNN) reports on.
Anything Geraldo reports(FOX) on. -or-
Each reporter grabbed that death story and started spalling.
(could this happen here?, Police aren't saying but my sources say...)
Anything Geraldo reports(FOX) on. -or-
Each reporter grabbed that death story and started spalling.
(could this happen here?, Police aren't saying but my sources say...)
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On occasion, a patient will come into the place with complete paralysis. Guess where your poop goes, since you can't make it to the shitter? Yup, in your diaper! It took a man to say that.
On occasion, a patient will come into the place with complete paralysis. Guess where your poop goes, since you can't make it to the shitter? Yup, in your diaper! It took a man to say that.
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Nm b, just got out of spaulding rehab, hate that place.
Hey vro... uhhh... what, uhh... happened?
Nm b, just got out of spaulding rehab, hate that place.
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