Soren

Cute ass dude who is probably gay and does art
Sorens are very tall for some crazy reason and probably thinks he is literal satan himself
If you share interests with him he will talk about them with you for as long as he can, like falling asleep on facetime kind of long

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Soren's art?
Person 2: Yeah, its really good!

by bonkicheems October 25, 2020

Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

sorted

To be well organised.

She's so sorted.
Now that the paperwork is sorted I can find what I need easily.
He sorted the browser bookmarks into categories.

by Lissky September 4, 2004

sorted

When ones 'class A' recreational drugs have arrived.

Cheers for the whizz, nice one, SORTED.

Are you SORTED for E's?

by rubbish gays September 3, 2003

Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

sorted

-nice, friendly, pretty, cool, hip
- to be 'in style'.

- Miles is askin Seki what he thinks of Kay, 'She's sorted, she is.'

by x_Susie_x July 21, 2005