Iowan Snowstorm

After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.

"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"

by Mantine December 1, 2017

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

New England Snowstorm

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.

I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!

by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

Mason-Dixon Snowstorm

A sexual act, consisting of brushing dandruff from your pubic hair onto a girls face after she has finished giving you a blowjob.

Frank: "How did your date last night go?"
Paul: "Man, it was awesome! We went back to my double wide, and she let me give her a Mason-Dixon Snowstorm!"

by ShopMonkey March 10, 2022

Snowstorm on the Mountain Top

When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.

You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"

by Willing Donkey September 10, 2009

Showstopper

Showstopper(verb): The process by which an entire fist enters the vagina for pleasure. May also be used for anal pleasure. In order of least resistance to higher resistance, teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, Showstopper.

My buddy skipped over the shocker and went straight for the kill, the Showstopper!

by Capt. L.J. Silver November 18, 2011