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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
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scorching take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!
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Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009
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Snatching

The act or procedure of being a snitch
Tony be such a snitch, he be snatching.
by MOCK THE BLEEDING DEAD February 28, 2008
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Quit Snitchin'

Phrase used when "SNITCHED" upon by a Snitch-(A nark,
A tattle Tail, a person that rats you out) or shady snitch like activity presumes...this rates "QUIT SNITCHIN" violently and reckless like
TORRO: ......Hey guys...Did you hear what Phillips said..?

GUYS: What..?

TORRO: (Furter Snitchin)......

PHILLIPS: Quit Snitchin'!!!! <<<<RECKLESS With spit every where and seizure likeish...
by Jay Phizzle June 10, 2008
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Snatching

The act of being a snitch; being a pussy and ratting out someone
Tony be such a snitch, he be snatching
by MOCK THE BLEEDING DEAD February 27, 2008
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