An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006
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Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*
by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018
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Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022
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Snoring Annie

The Snoring Annie is when your girlfriend is snoring so you put your ball-skin on her mouth and nose so as to simulate jowls on a snoring bulldog.
Katie wouldn't kept me up all night, so around 2 am I gave her a Snoring Annie.
by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019
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snoring sun

Adolph Hitler (One of th heads of th ultimate erif) And His Spirit Half Wife Dress
Th hevenly father colored cauliflower and his kale wives; th suns of th evening
Your a snoring sun; your a sun of th evening; you like being a big entited(spirited) person;You are always complex; intermediate; and simple; you like bringing up your spirit in a jack of all trades way. .You love enhancing everybody' entit'(spirit') always.
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness March 26, 2024
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#snore

Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.
Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.

Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore
by NewLingo December 21, 2016
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Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.
*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!
by Blaceph April 12, 2021
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