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The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019
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The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
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snorfing

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is
Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.
by ami413 September 1, 2013
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Sloring

A derivative of the word "slore" that combines "slut" and "whore" to describe an extremely promiscuous woman. Sloring is defined as being lazy, doing nothing, laying around without accomplishing any goals, and generally being a bum.
"Dude if you stopped sloring around the house all day and actually filled out an application or two, maybe you'd get a job."

"I was just at home sloring, when my ex called me up for a bootycall, hot dickings i thought, so she came over and i got a blowjob out of the whole ordeal."♠
by Cursiv3 February 12, 2009
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scoringbuddy

my best friend alex is my scoringbuddy ,its great no clingyness
by supergirl123 January 17, 2009
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Snoking Gurk

When you gaslight your friend into thinking that a made up term is real.
Yo dude I can't believe you're totally snoking gurk right now!
Yeah, it's fuckin wild, man. Can't believe they're falling for it!
by GurkSnoker9000 January 19, 2023
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Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.
"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."
by F4ilwin July 11, 2016
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