snail net

The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.

Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!

by Julius Plea$er June 3, 2016

snail trail race

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.

I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.

by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017

snail tit

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits

“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

To Snail Up (on someone)

To be extremely slow at responding to one's request

To Snail Up (on someone): "I asked Brownie a week ago for some figures and she still hasn't come back to me yet.", "What, she still hasn't snailed up on you?"

by Orbit9107 August 11, 2010

pale snail

(Noun) Term used to describe an unlucky or unsuccessful individual. Can be used in a range of situations.

"Ryan failed his econ midterm, lost his intramural game while tearing his ACL, and struck out with Steph last night at the party."

"Wow, that dude's a pale snail."

by Nick Gillis October 5, 2011

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

Skialian

Might be a human being, but of the sub human genius... may claim their faith as being Catholic or Mormon. Was raped by a priest and is mad at all athiests because he didn't have the sense to become athiest at the early age of 22 when he was raped by said priest (it was halloween).

Habitat consists of his mom's basement, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the fuck wants to put up with that, right?). He sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents pornhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real vagina feels like.

Skialian has down syndrome and suffers from FAS (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks cock). His diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.

Timmy: "hey bro... you ever read skialian's definitions on urban dictionary?"
Tommy: "yea bro... what a cunt. Not to mention he gets food stamps, so he's a sponge cunt."

Timmy: "LoL!"

by BigPapaJewski October 3, 2016