When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009
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Get the snail's foot mug.literally the best mutual anyone could ever have, kids show expert and i swear they never will fail to make you laugh. also super handsome.
by Hbwapla July 2, 2021
Get the snailcurrency mug.TikToks referencing the popular internet dilemma “would you want immortality if a snail that kills you on touch is always chasing you”. These often include references to the snail finding you when you’re off your guard or you accepting the snails touch after millions of years. Will often include debates on how unstoppable the snail is in the comments, but it never results in a clear decision.
by Hełp October 21, 2021
Get the Snailtok mug.Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"
Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?
by 11O37 November 28, 2019
Get the A single, solitary snail mug.When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
by ginsu417 February 19, 2004
Get the Snail Slide mug.To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015
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