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Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.
Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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puppy smuggler

to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....

knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.

That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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Bug smuggler

A person who illicitly transfers bugs or insects from place to place, often across international borders.
Michael is a bug smuggler, he got caught with 1,000 centipedes at Auckland International Airport.
by Manu Vatuvei December 13, 2014
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Snuggler's Delight

A condition under which an shared space can operate between friends.

Under "Snuggler's Delight" law, snugglers will get priority for seating in a shared entertainment scenario, and will maintain the ability to snuggle off somewhere else during the activity without seeming rude. All delight must by default be accepted.
Snugglers : "We might start the movie in the living room, and head into the bedroom later on. We're both pretty tired"

Non-snuggler: "No problem, this apartment runs under "Snuggler's Delight" rules.
by Dicknose999 January 3, 2013
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louisville smuggler

Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.
Dude, she hit him with the Louisville Smuggler!
by Punker1977 May 15, 2015
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bum smuggler

Long sweaters worn by obese womean to hide the actual size of their ass.

A woman who hides her true obesity by wearing long sweaters draped over her fat ass.
Alice wore a bum smuggler on her date to hide her big ass.

That girl has a fine face, but I think she is a bum smuggler.
by cheeks1128 February 5, 2010
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Prune Smuggler

A younger man who is banging, or trying to bang older women. For example, a 24 year old who's screwing, or trying to screw a 60+ year old.
Chuck: Dave, I saw you car at Rose's house last night. WTF?

Dave: Huh, Nothin'. I was helping her with her computer.

Chuck: Bullshit, you Prune Smuggler... did she take her teeth out first?

Dave: <silence>
by -Kley- December 7, 2010
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