smoothy

When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.

Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!

by stank mofo nutz July 25, 2003

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smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

by mugwump November 16, 2004

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1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction

girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.

by harry-san 1 March 03, 2008

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a smoothie is a totally hot sxc guy! comes from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are hot guys!

My god brad is such a god damn smoothie

by gen gen August 08, 2004

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The the term given to all Arab people who have soft and smooth hands.

Damn why are your hands so soft you fucking smoothie

by SeanMarcusJamieson December 07, 2009

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slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

by yummyfavors April 17, 2009

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The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

by shayshay0812 February 24, 2018

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