Silky May

Having butt sex using conditioner as lube.

I pulled a silky may last ight

by mattty_t_704 February 13, 2010

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

smelkins

A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.

"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."

by voyeurator August 14, 2009

silk shirt

the term silk shirt is used as an adjective to describe someone or something that simply cannot hang, despite trying very hard

adam: oh man i can't hang. i lose at everything
lucas: wow you are a silk shirt

by scrooge mcfuck January 11, 2014

silk rug

Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.

"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"

by kwaiiawk January 17, 2018

Smelk

Being smelked means being ripped off.

Bro 1: How much was that necklace bro?

Bro 2: €10
Bro 1: corrr, you’ve been totally smelked off

by Fozbot August 28, 2022

real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals

“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”

by physically_okay March 16, 2021