Specs Appeal

When you cum on a girl's glasses after getting a blow job

After I gave Trixie a Specs Appeal, she had to use her fingers like mini windshield wipers to clean the jizz off her glasses.

by Feiwarris November 3, 2011

smebs

noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.

So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!

by captainlonghair April 18, 2005

No more secs!

Its sounds like no more sex. But really it means no more seconds. If someone like a child is doing something and someone else like a parent or teacher tells them not to, and then the child says "one sec", and then if the child say that a few times the parent or teacher will usually end up saying "No more secs!".

Teacher: "C'mon Billy, you gotta hurry up!"
Billy: "Just one sec"

-2 mins later-

Teacher: "Billy you have to come now!"
Billy: "Okay Okay, just one sec"

-3 mins later-

Teacher: "Billy im not going to tell you again!"
Billy: "Alright, on sec"
Teacher: "Billy, No More Secs!"

.*class laughs*.

by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

smessing

n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.

1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!

by portman2 June 20, 2011

smegsy

when something is even better then sexy also hey oli if ur looking at this

omg your outfit is so smegsy

by bingolinbo December 5, 2020

smeckler

The one word ranking higher than the prase "douche bag." The true definition is one who is a smeckle (cock), but it is more commonly used such as: "That guy is such a smeckler..." Its really just a great word to replace the tired phase, "douche bag."

Damn that guy is the such a smeckler, yea the master smeckler... Dude what a smeckler... Dont be such a smeckler...

by GoFuckYourself June 11, 2006

Smeasal

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

by Ollie7 October 18, 2008