Smartarse

A absolute genius

A smartarse is a genius man for example Albe

by itisalbe July 11, 2022

smartarse

a smartarse is a person who is smart but can be a bit of an arse

molly "albe is a bit of a smartarse"
albe "thank you"

by itisalbe July 11, 2022

smartarted

So smart that you act retarted for personal benefit or just plain ol' happiness. Dealllllll

I'm so upset with this situation I'll just be smartarted for a few minutes to maintain my composure.

by Rambo dealll October 2, 2023

shatward mcstinker

When you shit so hard it hit the wall and then bounces into a simpletons mouth

Simpleton:Yo I just got shatward mcstinkered so hard by zhiemer
Douglas: fuck off nerd!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025

Boardy the Smartboard

Boardy is a character from the Roblox game "Shovelware's Brain Game". Most people dislike him because he sounds annoying and somewhat like a Pedophile. His like to dislike percentage is usually 40% percent liked and 60% disliked.

Person 1: "Ugh, I hate Boardy the Smartboard! He sounds like a pedo!"
Person 2: "Well, I really like Boardy, he's one of my favourites!"
Person 3: "Ain't no way Person 1 thinks a smartboard is a pedo 💀💀💀"
Person 1: "Did you just say an emoji?"

by Zuri_Smiler December 8, 2023