scientology salesman

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

by jvarna5 February 1, 2008

salem middle school

Salem middle school is a terrible school with it’s terrible guidance counselors and principal they say #spartanproud but in reality no one is proud of that school.

Salem middle school sucks

by previousspartan November 7, 2017

salemi

A Salemi is a very intelligent beautiful person, only very few can posess the many qualities of this being.

"Jen Salemi is the hottest chick in the world"

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

garbage sale

What a garage sale really is. It's where you sell your left over garbage for less than 20 dollars, unless you're a cheapskate.

The neighbors just cleaned out their house, and are now having a garbage sale.

by Alexi August 31, 2003

salem

the prettiest person ive ever seen id do anything to meet him they’re the sweetest and most perfect person ive ever met i would die to be in his presence

ro : oh yeah salem !!! i love him

by ro_tten September 11, 2021

salemwood school

A middle school located in Malden Ma, a little north of Boston, also known as salemHood, was once a level 1 school, they dumbed down a bit, and so did the kids, the high school class of 2021 and up that attend this school are nothing but wannabe hoes and stoners that think they're cool but really aren't.

As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.

This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.

Trey: Aye what school you go to?
Mario: Oh I go to salemwood school.

Trey: oh salemHOOD? Thats dope.

by BadASSBitchfromMalden December 27, 2016

saleeah

Saleeah is a beautiful young lady who has a heart she is a angel in special she's wonderful awesome in curious at the same time she nice in also crazy but she a outgoing person

There goes saleeah OMG

by Saleeh March 14, 2017