swagmuffin

The new bae. A pet name for your spouse.

Yo, shortie!
Yo, Swagmuffin!

by theorangerider7 December 13, 2014

Freakin studmuffin

smooth, gorgeous, awesome, hella cool male with rockin hair--aka my b/f

Brooks is such a FREAKIN studmuffin sometimes I can't take my eyes off him.

by cdizzle November 18, 2004

slutmuffin

a slut who eats muffins

oh you slutmuffin!
skanky whore slutmuffin

by melissabiotch January 6, 2009

Slutmuffin

A beautiful woman who loves it.

James's Mum is a slutmuffin

by Wizardry 123 July 17, 2012

Slutmuffin

A casual greeting, most commonly used to refer to a woman in the playful sense.

Now listen here, slutmuffin… you need to apologize to your boyfriend for your soft cheating, ya hear?

by Asriel___LOVER May 22, 2025

sludgemuffin

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dewword poured in.

I love to drink sludgemuffins.

by Trogdor September 28, 2003

spudmuffin

Noun. A cross between a spud and cornmuffin; generally referring to a guy, (can be a waiter) who not only suggests ordering the ever famous loaded spuds to small children as an appetizer and also orders cornmuffins for breakfast at the local diner instead of something much more manly like a full plate of eggs and choice of meat. WHile some consider this to be a guy confident in his sexuality and possibly just a prick, most will agree that he definitely needs his man card pulled.

This can be used like studmuffin but because of his questionable decisions, does not deserve to be called stud. Use Spud instead.

Can you believe this guy? We just worked out for 2 hours and the spudmuffin just got everyone else an appetizer and then ordered effing cornmuffins for himself.

by margalix December 14, 2008