sleep show

To make a comical short film of your friends sleeping, while trying to awake them by calling their name.

Chris: (snoring)~~
JH: recording with phone camera and yells "SLEEP SHOW"!!

For live example please click link to youtube.com

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M6w6-_sjt74

by luckyjh December 29, 2008

Sleep Jack

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all

Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.

by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011

No-Sleep, No-Cap

The act of not sleeping for a prolonged amount of time whilst being honest and forthright. Usually present in situations where one acquires the ability to avoid the act of resting for as long as possible throughout the course of one day; this implies not taking "forty winks" regardless of your level of not "capping" a.k.a. "lying" to others.

You: "Hey Victor, I did not sleep today."

Victor: "Whacha-mah-call-it !!¡!¡¡?"
You: "No-Sleep, No-Cap!!¡¡!"

by whatchamahcallit February 28, 2021

sleep on it

delay the decision to the next day or something (idiom)

I'll get back to you tomorrow, I have to sleep on it

by Rapture1 November 30, 2011

sleep deprivation

The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program (The IB)

The IB is the ultimate academic path to sleep deprivation

by E T November 27, 2006

sleep paralysis

The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.

Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.

by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008

Sleep Paralysis

Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.

I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!

by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019