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slowpede

A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled.
Oh my God! It's a slowpede! Run!
by bobauly March 19, 2008
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SlowHand

When you grab your girl's back of the head and make her blow you slowly.Moving your hand slowly up and down .Defining the phrase "slowhand".
My girl would not swallow but she is into a frequent slowhand.
by JEFF BUCK November 1, 2007
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Slophole

A regularly used anus, reminiscent of the sand pit monster from Star Wars VI. Usually aggravated and covered in lubrication and potentially manjuice.
"My god Dorothy, your slophole is gaping, that must have taken several well endowed germans!"
by Supermerio February 8, 2007
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Slowpoke

A water/psychic type Pokemon with the Pokedex no. 079. introduced in Kanto. It can evolve into Slowbro by leveling up to lvl 38, or Slowking from gen 2 on by being traded whilst holding a King's Rock. In is also an internet meme. It is commonly believed that, alongside Exeggutor, to be the best Pokemon ever.
Me: Slowpoke and Exeggutor are such great Pokemon, right guys?
Everyone: Shut up, genwunner
by Teeser May 29, 2017
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slophouse-shit-slinger

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.
Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.
by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017
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slowpoke

warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg
narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...

zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly

narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004
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slophmore

slutty sophmore. the term slophmore was made official during spring break 2008. to be a slophmore means you love to party and have fun. it is a COMPLIMENT. originating from the john jay sophomore class of 2008 who partied with older guys every fuking day, AKA the best

group of girls EVER to go to john jay high school.
"wow shes one of the original slophmores so she must be the shit"
by numberonesloph January 11, 2010
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