Sloop

Sloop n. /slû-p/ someone who is prone to letting things slip

God Katy is such a sloop, she really can’t keep a secret!

by ikeforpresident May 31, 2018

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

Sloop

Sleepy chick with big Schlong energy

Look at Sloop slingin that Schlong

by Schlong slooper February 4, 2022

Sloop

A response to an obvious yes answer.

“Did you just eat the last cookie?”

“Sloop!”

by Thrush December 28, 2020

The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

by Daneshto July 20, 2024

Slooped

When something is slanted down

Dang your eyes looked slooped

by Devnnot July 17, 2022

Slooping

slooping

(Verb)

The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.

Example usage:
“Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”

by Dscribner22 December 29, 2025