Slippery Disney

recieving an oily hanjob while watching Mary Poppins

I got a slippery disney from this chick at my house, while babysitting 5 year olds.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

slippery digit

Get your finger into the mick. Go finger deep in the fish pie. That slippery feeling you get after you've been down town.

So how did last night go Barry, Not bad boys got the slippery digit going down at the park before we went home together.

by sheepshagga February 8, 2019

slippery hitler

The act of taking your sweaty penis and plopping it on some bodies upper lip while they're sleeping and leaving your dick cheese behind when u remove it

Anthony: i gave that cunt a slippery Hitler she was flabbergasted.
Cunt: Anthony gave me a slippery Hitler it was discusting.

by DeadyBearMan. February 18, 2008

Slippery whore

A whore that is hard to wrangle.

Is the slippery whore that I donated my jizz to staying there?

by Slipperywhore April 26, 2022

Slippery Smirk

Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)

"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".

by Dirty Double D March 7, 2007

Slippery Wombat

A lubricated marsupial

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."

by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019

slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.

“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”

by Woaks May 29, 2018