sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007

sleeping policemen

The Jamaican term for 'speed bumps.'

I totaled my car after hitting some sleeping policemen at 100mph, mon!

by Bippy May 31, 2006

Sexting

Sexting is something that young girls with low self-esteem do for attention. Phony "experts" and ugly feminists say that the kids are just exploring their sexuality, and sending out nudes and nasty porn all over school is "normal" and healthy". and is even more "normal" and "healthy" when young kids send the nudes to them. But in the end, the girls sexting are just hoes and thots with no self-respect that are desperate for attention and compliments.

Damn, look at Sally. She can barely tie her shoes, but is already sexting.

by oceancats September 30, 2020

these sleeping dogs won't lie

"These sleeping dogs won't lie, as opposed to "let sleeping dogs lie" meaning:

1.To avoid starting old conflicts
2.Not to disturb a situation as it is

So "These Sleeping Dogs won't lie" means:

1.Some kind of conflict continues and "rears it ugly head"

Example: These sleeping dogs won't lie can be said about:

1.An issue that is still unsettled
2.Conflict between countries etc.

by sarah0892 May 4, 2006

Waluigi sexting

It is a form of sexting where the prefered moaning sound is Waluigi's "WAH" instead of something like "YEAH" .

Can be implemented in real life if that's your kink .

Waluigi sexting in action

Her : "WAH, WAH BABY, HARDER!"

*at climax* : "WAH, WAH, WAH WALUIGI! "

by Suyd October 9, 2019

Sleeping pill

Masturbating before bed to relax, which helps a body get to sleep faster and stay asleep longer.

I was all stressed out about finals but took a sleeping pill and slept like a baby.

by Hymen Roth July 28, 2012

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014