slappy mcdouchebag

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.

Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!

by CaptainG July 14, 2008

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Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

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Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch August 31, 2011

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Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

by All kinda sex puns November 08, 2019

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