Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)
"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."
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It doesn't stand for anything. A slab is a synonym for slut. Reffering to always being on her back like a slab of wood or cement. Popular among the urban population but slowly making its way around.
Did you hear about what stephanie did last night? She gave a birthday blowjob to a random guy then went and fucked her boyfriend. What a slab!
by Slabbyslab August 02, 2011
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a slab is a word used in southern florida that means dick {penis}
Hey girl....suck my slab!"
by p3anut July 15, 2008
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a case of 24 beer bottles or a carton of 24 cans.
by VAKI5 November 02, 2003
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slow low and bumpin system (primarily used in southern urban ghettos)
by J-HTX June 16, 2007
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Slang word for male penis.
by Colin Cox June 25, 2007
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