employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2013
Get the skeleton in the closet mug.1. The internal structure of a living being so as designed to offer support to inner and/or outer tissues and organs.
2. A secret, typically associated with something being evil or not socially acceptable. Most often used in the phrase "A skeleton in the closet".
2. A secret, typically associated with something being evil or not socially acceptable. Most often used in the phrase "A skeleton in the closet".
1. The human skeleton contains 206 bones.
2. I confessed to killing someone a long time ago and was happy to have that skeleton off my chest.
2. I confessed to killing someone a long time ago and was happy to have that skeleton off my chest.
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The fans of the American band Twenty One Pilots. When you join there is no going back. There is a lot of drama but they can be supportive.
Sophia: I love the skeleton clique they are so nice!
Kayla: I know! But did you hear about what happened to Connor who is in the skeleton clique!
Kayla: I know! But did you hear about what happened to Connor who is in the skeleton clique!
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Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.
Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.
Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.
Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.
by Robert Young January 29, 2007
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Get the Skeleton Rave mug.1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.
Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.
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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.
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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
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