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sizzle cakes 

used to describe an attractive female's boobs or ass.
Hey, look at that girl's "sizzle cakes"; she's a knock-out.
sizzle cakes by esther2010 September 8, 2010

Sizzle Fest 

The occasion when one or more people smoke crack
Sizzle fest tomarrow at 6 at my house!
Sizzle Fest by emily March 18, 2005

Sizzle Snatch

The burning, irrated condition one develops upon the outer vaginal region when one tans (either outside in the sun, a tanning bed, etc.) naked
"Ow! I just went tanning. Now my junk hurts!"
"Don't you wear a bikini when you tan?"
"Nope I do it naked."
"Ahahahahaha you have a sizzle snatch."
Sizzle Snatch by VLC December 19, 2008

sizzle chest 

A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis wearing a chief's hat and shouting from his urethra "kiss the cook!!" The submissive nubian then calls for a deisel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today's "afro."
"Hey little buddy, where'd you get that sizzle chest?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"
sizzle chest by Haskins Lombardy December 19, 2003

sizzle jizzle 

When a man shoots a load of cum into a fire
Last year's Fourth of July ended with a drunken circle-jerk and a spectacular mass sizzle jizzle into the bonfire.
sizzle jizzle by JL_JL July 10, 2018