Ben Simmons

Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.

- You saw the 76ers game last night?

- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons

by ChelseaChelsea11 May 18, 2019

russel simmons

Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.

That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.

by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Vanessa Simmons

Daughter of Run DMC guru Reverend Run.

1/2 owner of Pastry shoes with her younger sister Angela.
Sexy tall chocolate.

Inspiring actress.

She's a big advocate in animal rights, inspiration to Girl Scouts.

Vanessa Simmons

by Royal_Saito September 12, 2011

Ben Simmons

Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go

Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder

by No lies detected February 24, 2023

Simmons girlie

A derogatory term in reference to a specific collection of traits a person may have which is common in Simmons university.
A Simmons girlie refers to a Lesbian, Liberal, Nursing major who dresses in a Boho style.

bro1: Hey what do you think of that girl?
bro2: Hell no, she is a Simmons girlie, one microaggression is all it takes to set her off.

by Just a rather concerned citize March 28, 2022

bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season

Yo I just hit a bench simmons

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023