Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012

National Kiss Your Significant Other Day

A special day marked on the calendar as june 1st-10th. This day should be celebrated year round but is marked as a few specific days.

National Kiss Your Significant Other Day is defined by the love that couples share for each other and how summer can relieve stress and finally allow for some personal time with your boo thing.
P1: Did you know it’s Nation Kiss Your Significant Other Day.
P2: Omg I didn’t know that I need to go and kiss him right now.
Go kiss them, we all know it’s summer so you have time.

by helios0519 May 25, 2023

Significant

sufficiently great or important to be worthy of attention; noteworthy.

"in times of stress her dreams seemed to her especially significant"

by BungisMcChungus January 8, 2022

significant midget

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.

"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."

Here's another example sentence:

"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."

by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023

significant science

1) The act of finding, discovering or inventing something that impacts the human race significantly regardless of whether it is good or bad for them.
2) Any known concept, studied phenomenon or manmade object that has a significant impact on the human race.

When people will stop coming up with useful new stuff for humanity, it will mark the end of good significant science.

by Rogue_Nation April 16, 2018

significant event

Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.

(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.

recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010