by 🎀Olivia🎀 August 04, 2022
by BungisMcChungus January 09, 2022
When your significant other is a relentless taskmaster who gives you zero privacy, and doesn't trust you at all.
An old (girl) friend posted a joke on my Insta, but I had to delete it so my significant overlord wouldn't see it, and hassle me about it later.
by Nylon Nylan June 04, 2021
Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
by Bake Em Away Toys November 13, 2010
Pam: did you hear Brittany got married? I wonder who the groom is...
Karen: oh, she married her step brother. Such a good love story, when one finds romance with their significant brother.
(Cue banjos)
Karen: oh, she married her step brother. Such a good love story, when one finds romance with their significant brother.
(Cue banjos)
by BabsCatfish August 02, 2019
In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
by Lincoln’s wack October 17, 2019
by Squaggo July 02, 2016